"This is torture! I wanna quit! I thank the audience for coming, but I’m really depressed inside.”

Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk

(via shutthefuckupandgotoyourroom)

(Source: aikurou)

tophatsandclocks:

 

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.

fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock

galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed

desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock

cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock

idealisticshoujohearts:

thepenguingeneral:

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

Yes pls

Reblogging because I mistakenly believed a few of these misconceptions before I started taking Cymbalta. At least the “what if they change who I am as a person” shit. I was wrong! :D

goldenangelwings:

I tried some Tales quotes.

Done with ur shit, Cleverbot.

lordjonsnow:

APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL

draconicrose:

snake-lovers:

Atheris squamigera

They look like tiny little dragon hatchlings!!

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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(Source: amoying)

ryttu3k:

alternative-pokemon-art:

pokemon gijinkas that are probably hilarious:

  • ditto
  • silcoon/cascoon
  • staryu
  • stunfisk
  • bronzong
  • muk
  • nosepass
  • FUCKING CONKELDURR
  • wailmer/wailord
  • dugtrio
  • lickitung
  • klink/klang/klinklang
  • geodude
  • luvdisc
  • tangela/tangrowth
  • gastly
  • burmy
  • voltorb
  • garbodor
  • roggenrola
  • unown
  • probopass (I MEAN HONESTLY)
  • barbacle (I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A PERSON WEARING A COSTUME WITH THE FOUR STUPID LITTLE ARMS STICKING OUT omg someone please do this)

Honestly, I’ve seen a lot of these and some are really damn good.

Wailmers, I feel like I have seen someone do a blue and white poofy round dress?